Today's Rant

1) The next male doctor who hands me a file thinking I'm "the secretary" will get an upper cut to the jaw

2) Please, please, PLEASE, stop rubber necking on the highway at accidents. If it's not a naked model from a Calvin Klein add throwing money at cars I;m just not interested

3) Driving + Crackberry texting = your a 'tard

4) Prefacing every question with "can I ask you a question?" - what, like another one?

5) Please leave a message - it's that simple, not call back 16 times clogging my voicemail with your hangups

6) In line at the gas station at peak hours checking e-v-e-r-y s-i-n-g-l-e lottery ticket you have saved up since 1998

7) Taking so long at the cafteria ATM at 1215 pm when I now have 10 minutes left for lunch that I begin to think you are doing the company payroll

8) Move up when you are done with the drive through order window. Don't be that guy who sits one car length away thereby preventing me from getting close enough to order. I can't be held responsible for my actions prior to coffee consuption. Fair warning.

9) Thats actualy it - I think (hey cheaper than therapy!)